“ A couple telephoned police in the middle of the night after finding a man in their basement covered head to toe in barbecue sauce. “He told the officers that it was urban camouflage,” said the homeowner. ”
Alan Cumming Rocking Barack
Excellent!!! I adore Alan Cumming. And now, even more.
“ One wasted musician to another: I don’t know how she got pregnant. She must have sat down on my computer sock. ”
That Could Go Two Ways And Both Are Bad » Overheard in Minneapolis
I see this being a caption for a t-shirt.
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2008-6-29)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr
“ Warren Ellis is exactly like you would imagine. Unfortunately, so are many of his fans. ”
I just cracked up when I read that. (via)
“ Wear underwear? ”
Mary Kate Olsen’s advice to young Hollywood on how to stay grounded and not get into trouble. (via jackieheartsb) (via theopie)
“Celine Dion in Prague fails to produce webs from her wrist. No doubt Celine will continue to try for the rest of her European tour… good for her.” (via)